Random thoughts on the highway

Well, Im just too exhausted to think of any opening speech but i just feel like sharing quite a few things that crossed my mind and hoped to write without a lenghty elaboration within a duration of 24 hours ago..(6 days ago..i have a new hobby of collecting blog drafts)

Current state of mind: crowded but kinda blank-ey
Current mood: I-dont-understand-my-mood

1. The world is goddamn unfair. and we are technically obliged to do our part to make it a better place to live; UNFAIRLY. (otherwise, ure just as good as the extraterrestrials)

2. Becareful what u wished for..or be specific, like giving a time frame or an exact detailed description..cuz it could be something that kept coming to infinity and beyoooooooond.............

3. 'When You're Dreaming You're Halfway there'...should finish with...'to stain that pillow and if it's Mira, a good whack is on its way')

4. 'Sacrifices' should be taken out of the dictionary and 'duty' shall replace it among synonyms under 'Charity Case'

5. Some idiotic drivers (and some foreign hiway-jakun kiasus)simply MUST hog the right-lanes (even at 20km/hour) on a clear 3 lanes highway and tend to have the slowest reflex to respond to our flashings before taking 5 minutes to slowly maneuvre to the next lane (eventho the next car behind was waaaaaay behind with a tiny double dot, while jabbing on the brakes like a nutcase on a driving test while doing so) and the hiway hav also breed a new sickening and hell of a fecked up species called 'The all the way hi-beamers from the opposite lane' a.k.a gilabodosial

6. Men have the tendencies to strongly believe that women can read their mind

7. Men are getting more complex than women and their violent mood swings are probably due to their obsession trying to unsolve the mystery of PMS

8. Ego doesnt exist. Its just a word created to fort the martians against anything threatening against their secret dreamworld of manlyhood (and women just cant help being drawn to the masculine side)

9. The podium is the best place to party healthy (away frm smoke, drinks, stray hands, gossip and other disasters)

10. My sister is living in denial.

11. A GIRLFRIEND doesn't come in a box with an operating manual or a reset button.

12. Being penny wise and stingy would probably grant u the last laugh, just be sure u still have someone to laugh with by then

13. Being wealthy (or born lucky) doesnt mean anything if the averages surrounding u are having fun while u stood maintaining a posture trying to live up a certain 'standard'. And while ure having fun looking down on others, we might not even notice u were there.

14. Sip the bubbles? Never down a wine..? if it's in my glass, ill drink it whatever the feck i want. and dont even bother eyeing my glass if its a sparkling or a moet! if you're a muslim, do try me.

15. It takes only a split second to utter something hurtful, it could last a lifetime trying to make it right

16. I hate women who dont cook or clean.so plastic.fake.not sissy, dude..thats a manly thing to do and please stay away from me. even the queen cooks, u yuckers..

17. I hate mascots because they're fury and big and god knows what's inside..It's not real and the guy inside could be a perv or a serial killer for all u know. Proof that im not trying to be cute? I can pick a REAL lizard or a wiggly worm with my bare hands and campak to your face! wanna see...? (a cockroach's a diff story anyhow, i was born a cock-a-phobic haha) I dont do cute,id rather wash my car.ish!

18. stay tunnnnnnned......